I Am Too Honest

I can't believe you paid money to have your fingernails come out looking like that.
Then again,I've never tried that-so what do I know?

I'm glad you like the music.I am here to listen to it,not so much to discuss it,or the weather,sports,or current events...afters,like at the bus stop,or curb-yes,then I am all into talking about whatever awesomeness went down in the venue.Also,I am allergic to your beer-so kindly control it when in my general vicinity.I have no trouble tuning up sloppy drunks.

I will often comment on your T-shirt,especially if it is an obscure or personally meaningful reference.I often give out a 'T-shirt of the day' award. Nothing personal.

Can you reign in your unruly children? Hey,pretty Impressive.