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I think my Instacart shopper's a hoe...

Either that or a small time dealer. I've gotten the same guy 3 times now and he's far more "attentive" than any of the other shoppers are.
He gives the same kinda vibes as the pizza delivery guy from 80s porn 馃槄

keeper41-45, M
"Shall I put this in the meat fridge for you"?

"I picked out melons that reminded me of you"

"I know you are very picky about your salami"

"Speaking of corn......."

Shall I stop? 馃槒
LucyFuhr51-55, F
[@773924,keeper] Literally crying right now! 馃槄馃槀馃ぃ

P.S. You might wanna consider becoming a shopper too 馃槒 LOL
P.P.S. Nevermind, you forgot the 馃崋
keeper41-45, M
[@8345,LucyFuhr] I'd be so good at it 馃ぃ
LucyFuhr51-55, F
[@773924,keeper] I'm not even hating on it; it's a great lil hustle
Who needs an OnlyFans when you can Instacart your way to 馃 LOL
You might not want to order any sausage...
LucyFuhr51-55, F
[@361684,sciguy18] Meh...sausage was on for $4.99, at that price 馃槒

LucyFuhr51-55, F
[@336516,MartinTheFirst] Super Chad
...he used to have a shirtless pic too LOL
Arorin31-35, M
What is he buying?
Arorin31-35, M
[@8345,LucyFuhr] ah those people in stores that won't help you if you have a question 馃槖
LucyFuhr51-55, F
[@279642,Arorin] They probably [b][i]would[/i][/b] help...if you were a woman LOL
Arorin31-35, M
[@8345,LucyFuhr] if I was a women I wouldn't look any friendlier and if make sure of it 馃ぃ

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