On a recent episode of WWE Monday night Raw

Some guy named Paul: :Dave, if at this point in my career, I can't beat a self- deluded douche-bag like you, I don't deserve to be in this ring."

The next week, after replaying that clip, Dave says, "Paul, kiss my ass."

Now, SOMEBODY PLEASE help me make sense about how and why "douche" had to be bleeped out but "ass" didn't.