I Like Stepping On Crunchy Leaves
Omg, I just stepped on like the biggest snail ever! I step on these useless pieces of blob all the time when I see them on the sidewalk, but this one was literally a challenge to crush! I should get like a Guinness world record, 'exterminator of the largest snail in the world' or something haha.
A couple nearby called me a 'heartless b****', but let's be honest, all these pests do is eat plants and produce slime, so you have to get rid of them anyway. Might as well simply stomp them under your boot. Plus, sometimes the crunchy sound they make is oddly satisfying lol.
Don't you agree? :)
A couple nearby called me a 'heartless b****', but let's be honest, all these pests do is eat plants and produce slime, so you have to get rid of them anyway. Might as well simply stomp them under your boot. Plus, sometimes the crunchy sound they make is oddly satisfying lol.
Don't you agree? :)
