Who is gayer? Hermey from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer or Peppermint Patty from Peanuts?

And is there any way that Hermey is not a bottom? And is not the term "dentist" actually code for homo? And is not Yukon Cornelius a really a bear? And the Charlie in the box is an aging queen, right? I would be disgusted if the show wasn't such a great classic