I Love Funny Jokes

Question: Do you know what the difference between a mosquito and the dallas cowboys is?
Answer: Eventually the mosquito will stop sucking!!!
Question: What is the difference between a bucket of crap and a pittsburgh steelers fan?
Answer: The bucket!!!!
Question: What is the difference between a baby and a pittsburgh steeler fan?
Answer: The baby will stop crying after a while!!!
Question: What do a bottler of beer and a dallas cowboys fan have in common?
Answer: They are both empty from the neck up!!!
I hear the Notre Dame playing field is being re-surfaced with cardboard, Why?
Because the irish always play better on paper!!!