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The Landlord
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "I need to speak to him, can you get him for me?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused. "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "Yes there is"" she said as she inserted two fingers in his mouth and allowed him to suck gently. "I need you to give him a message. There is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "I need to speak to him, can you get him for me?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused. "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "Yes there is"" she said as she inserted two fingers in his mouth and allowed him to suck gently. "I need you to give him a message. There is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
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