I Think I Have Entered The Twilight Zone

After coming out that I prefer to dress up and that I am bi it's been kinda weird. Suddenly I have women who are normally kinda prudish just stripping down and dressing in front of me asking my opinions on what I am wearing. Other things i have noticed is that they are constantly adjusting their boobs as if I'm going to point out how uneven they look. Well, to be fair, i have told them to fix their boobs before. Furthermore, i have to watch my clothes because there is a real possibility they might disappear. Last, but not least they keep stealing my nail polish remover!

Hold on, I need to tell this b---- to fix her boobs.