I Like Political Humor
I’ve heard it said that Greenland Sharks live a very long time (possibly between 272-512 years old). But did you ever think the reason these sharks live so long is because there’s no one around to stress them out?
* They have no president threatening to start WWIII (my fin's bigger than little rocket fish's is).
* They don’t have to wonder if they’ll still have health care tomorrow (sorry, but we do have an opening in the boneyard).
* They don’t have whales continually fleecing them for the fish they catch (Cut, Cut, Cut – “it’ll be huge!”).
* They don’t have to worry that the ocean might downsize and lay them all off (will swim for food).
* They don’t have to worry that their social security will be defunded (the whales need it to fund their bi-monthly trips to Bermuda).
* They don’t have to worry about rising rents (that spot in the ocean will now cost you 50,000,000 clams).
No, they just swim happily around without a care in the world. “Honey, does this seaweed make me look fat?”… ok, maybe one care.
* They have no president threatening to start WWIII (my fin's bigger than little rocket fish's is).
* They don’t have to wonder if they’ll still have health care tomorrow (sorry, but we do have an opening in the boneyard).
* They don’t have whales continually fleecing them for the fish they catch (Cut, Cut, Cut – “it’ll be huge!”).
* They don’t have to worry that the ocean might downsize and lay them all off (will swim for food).
* They don’t have to worry that their social security will be defunded (the whales need it to fund their bi-monthly trips to Bermuda).
* They don’t have to worry about rising rents (that spot in the ocean will now cost you 50,000,000 clams).
No, they just swim happily around without a care in the world. “Honey, does this seaweed make me look fat?”… ok, maybe one care.
