Quit drinking and go get a pilot's license, that's real hot.
Plus you'll be doing yourself and everyone else a favor. .. :).

Depending on where you are, you might be able to get an older Lexus. That would fit your bill and give you Japanese reliability, with a fair chance of lasting the trip.😷

Buy a third hand car a ford or a Toyota

Go to a rental agency.

Just get a used Shwinn for a couple hundred, and use the rest for a new brain.

Spend the 5k on coke and they will come running