Only if he promises to use my mail slot and not bring it around the back, lol.

sorry. i'm in a goofy mood today haha

Only if he has a big package for me.

Is that where he puts his package in your delivery box?

I have a mail lady so no

Got to lick it before you stick it - Stamps of course

nope, and he's asked a couple of times

No, he's too grumpy

Yes

No, my mail carrier is a woman.