wave001211 · M
Whatever it is, everything will be all right in the end. If you care to talk I am here to listen.
Sonnet · 41-45, F
@wave001211: I'm not one to talk to people. But thank you.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness's in 10 minutes."
Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations.
One guy even leaves the bar...
A little while later that guy comes back and asks the American, "Is that bet still on?"
"Sure." So the bartender lines 10 Guinness's up on the bar the Irishman drinks them all in less than 10 minutes.
As the American hands over the money he asks, "Where did you go when you just left?"
The Irishman answers, "I went next door to the other pub to see if I could do it."
Funny Irish Jokes -- Good Funny Irish Jokes -- Drunk Irish Jokes
Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the enormity of everything.
Having drunk a pint or two on the flight over, he sorely needed to relieve himself.
The first door he entered happened to be a large health club, and he asked the clerk if he might use the men's room.
The clerk said certainly and told Casey the men's room was the third door down the corridor on the left.
Now Casey, trying to appear sober, weaved his way down the hallway remembering some of the directions.
When he reached the third door, he turned RIGHT, opened the door and immediately fell into the deep end of a pool.
The clerk, realizing Casey's mistake, ran down the hall and burst through the door, prepared to save him, and heard Casey shout, "Don't flush, I'm in here!"
Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations.
One guy even leaves the bar...
A little while later that guy comes back and asks the American, "Is that bet still on?"
"Sure." So the bartender lines 10 Guinness's up on the bar the Irishman drinks them all in less than 10 minutes.
As the American hands over the money he asks, "Where did you go when you just left?"
The Irishman answers, "I went next door to the other pub to see if I could do it."
Funny Irish Jokes -- Good Funny Irish Jokes -- Drunk Irish Jokes
Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the enormity of everything.
Having drunk a pint or two on the flight over, he sorely needed to relieve himself.
The first door he entered happened to be a large health club, and he asked the clerk if he might use the men's room.
The clerk said certainly and told Casey the men's room was the third door down the corridor on the left.
Now Casey, trying to appear sober, weaved his way down the hallway remembering some of the directions.
When he reached the third door, he turned RIGHT, opened the door and immediately fell into the deep end of a pool.
The clerk, realizing Casey's mistake, ran down the hall and burst through the door, prepared to save him, and heard Casey shout, "Don't flush, I'm in here!"
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Sonnet · 41-45, F
@Mugin16: I only buy things I need, & I currently don't need anything.
Sonnet · 41-45, F
@Selah: 😀
goliathtree · 56-60, M
Sonnet · 41-45, F
@goliathtree: oh dear
SW-User
@Sonnet: *runs to the store whilst the kettle boils, returns as kettle clicks to stop boiling. Makes peppermint tea and brings it to you* Anything else?
Classified · M
SW-User
Look at that over there!
Sonnet · 41-45, F
@Onecharmingman: I'll keep watch.
SW-User
@Sonnet: remember, 21:13!
VeronicaPrincess · 61-69
testbutton · 51-55, M
Ironicman · 56-60, M
Name the song with these Lyrics
"I walked her home then she took me inside
To finish some Doritos and another bottle of wine"
Did that distract?
"I walked her home then she took me inside
To finish some Doritos and another bottle of wine"
Did that distract?
beaisforbliss · 31-35, F
Sonnet · 41-45, F
@beaisforbliss: Sunday's are good for that 🙂
convertedshell · 46-50, M
I'm not too bad. Little emotional, but not bad.
convertedshell · 46-50, M
@Sonnet: No need to be sorry. Balance will come at some point. But not on my own. I need a better half to fully find that balance.
Sonnet · 41-45, F
@convertedshell: I disagree. I'm not sure you can give another person what they deserve until you're content in yourself. But, everyone's different.
convertedshell · 46-50, M
@Sonnet: I agree. But you misunderstand what I'm saying because of my words. I know who I am inside and I am content. There's a difference between yearning to feel a part of a loving relationship and not being content in yourself. My balance comes from being able to give someone the care and love that I feel inside and need to give. Without having someone to care about and feel love returned, I feel out of balance so to speak.
I have pneumonia and not sure if a nap for an hour or two hours sounds better right now
SW-User
I am great. What do you consider the perfect distraction?
Sonnet · 41-45, F
@suburbancowboy: I can't answer questions right now.
Fauxmyope2 · 31-35, F
I hope you can work yourself to a calmer state of mind.
Sonnet · 41-45, F
@Fauxmyope: thank you
in10RjFox · M
Turning into a new page
Sonnet · 41-45, F
@in10RjFox: okay...
SW-User
Sonnet · 41-45, F
@crossproduct: precisely
Mugin16 · 46-50, M
@Sonnet: It worked for me during the French Open final 2006. I ran to the forest screamed my anger out, hit some poor trees with a stick and came to terms with the fact that Nadal would beat Federer. I was still sad when I returned but not angry anymore.
Experienced33 · M
Spanks you...
Reader12 · 51-55, M
Horny