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Texaspilot · 51-55, M
Excuse me Miss... does this rag smell like chloroform?
calicuz · 56-60, M
😆

MasterLee · 56-60, M
Ever met a forklift?
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Umm no?
MasterLee · 56-60, M
@UnicornSparkles: It will pick you up
calicuz · 56-60, M
I don't use pick up lines, I use honest and legitimate seduction.
calicuz · 56-60, M
@UnicornSparkles: "Has anyone ever told you, you look like Maggie Q?" 😉
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@calicuz: ugh she is so gorgeous........
calicuz · 56-60, M
@UnicornSparkles: I know. Absolutely beautiful.

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If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple :)
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HAHA I've never heard that one, nice
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@UnicornSparkles: Thanks, I have plenty more where that came from :)
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"Is that a horn on your head, or are you just happy to see me?"

Sighhhh. That's all I got. Sorry.
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Hahahaha thanks for trying, made me laugh! I love cheesy pick up lines, I find them hilarious.
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@UnicornSparkles: Haha you're welcome-glad I could make you laugh. I'm a fan of cheesy myself! 😊
11knaves11 · 46-50, M
You've got the sprinkles and the horn that's enough to get anybody you want
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Sigh.
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Do you want me to?
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Only if you want to.
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@UnicornSparkles: I’m single, and you’re Asian. That’s a pretty good equASIAN! 😥
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@Kinevil: 😂😂😂😂😂
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I never used a pick up line.
ReaperofTime · 46-50, M
Why would i try to nail you. Dont even know exactly who you are or what you are like
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It's okay you can move along
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
Are you from Jamaica, cause Jamaican me crazy
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*swoon*
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
I'm terrible at pick up lines. I would just very awkwardly try to say something and then don't.
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@FeetAreFantastic:
Toe-nailed it!
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
@KittyKay: 😁
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@FeetAreFantastic: 😜

 
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