This is good one to sit back ... watch and eat the popcorn🍿

[c=#BF0080]*whispers* yes.[/c]

Hahaha! I can't dance at the best of times, so I'd be useless at lapdancing!
Honestly though, if a woman wanted me to I'd definitely give it my best shot. She might get a laugh out of it if nothing else. ;) :D

one of my biggest dreams

Not yet

once as a joke. she laughed so it was worth it.

Yes. Several times.

Yes!!!

god I wish.....

oh yeh...

This is starting to feel like the weird side of the internet :/

something tells me you have ;)

No