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Gentlequill · 51-55, M
And I said to my father, "Dad, does moms pussy taste better or worse after I cum in her?"
SethGreene531 · M
My face grows suddenly pale, and I slump over my drink. But it's too late.
Damn your cooking Riemann! I swore it would be the death of someone someday.
I told you to label those canisters. You've confused Cyanide for Almond extract, [i]again[/i] !!
It's the end of dinner parties for you, and almond tarts for me....forever. ⚰️⚱️
Damn your cooking Riemann! I swore it would be the death of someone someday.
I told you to label those canisters. You've confused Cyanide for Almond extract, [i]again[/i] !!
It's the end of dinner parties for you, and almond tarts for me....forever. ⚰️⚱️
Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
The dogs bark and then there's a loud howl since it's a full moon night.
Beads of sweat pace your neck, you wonder what would cause that? Yet you have a wacky bugs bunny toy as a weapon. It starts to rain heavily and there's a lightning that blows the transformer. The lights go out as a result.
You just see the glowing eyes across the window in the pitch black of the night. What do you do with your toy?
Beads of sweat pace your neck, you wonder what would cause that? Yet you have a wacky bugs bunny toy as a weapon. It starts to rain heavily and there's a lightning that blows the transformer. The lights go out as a result.
You just see the glowing eyes across the window in the pitch black of the night. What do you do with your toy?
3 boombatz drive up in a beaut & roust the place to pay up
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