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Gentlequill · 51-55, M
And I said to my father, "Dad, does moms pussy taste better or worse after I cum in her?"

My face grows suddenly pale, and I slump over my drink. But it's too late.

Damn your cooking Riemann! I swore it would be the death of someone someday.
I told you to label those canisters. You've confused Cyanide for Almond extract, [i]again[/i] !!

It's the end of dinner parties for you, and almond tarts for me....forever. ⚰️⚱️

Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
The dogs bark and then there's a loud howl since it's a full moon night.

Beads of sweat pace your neck, you wonder what would cause that? Yet you have a wacky bugs bunny toy as a weapon. It starts to rain heavily and there's a lightning that blows the transformer. The lights go out as a result.

You just see the glowing eyes across the window in the pitch black of the night. What do you do with your toy?
Riemann · 31-35, M
@Beatbox34 Inform police.
Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
@Riemann Phone's dead. What do you do?
Riemann · 31-35, M
@Beatbox34 Lock all the doors and windows. Get a weapon. Alert the neighbors.
3 boombatz drive up in a beaut & roust the place to pay up
Classy · 22-25, FVIP
I throw up in the mashed potatoes bowl and serve it as gravy :)
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