Cats set the rules.

Can I bring Jake over? I promise he would cuddle with you. He adores women and he's a giant orange beast.

It's a cat.

I'd cuddle with you if we lived closer.

Maybe he just need to be alone for a while, you know, to cope.

It's disappointed. Now you won't be the only one to grab it.

cause he's yours.. think about it..! 😕

Ew cuddling

Because you want him to! He's a jerkface

you're giving that vibe - you need a bit of fish
my cat was a slut for a sliver of salmon - would go to anyone

i miss the mog

Grab em by the p****. You can do anything.

Kick his punk ass out of your house.