He loves you, in spite of yourself. You feel safe with him. He helps you to see the beauty you cannot. He makes you want to be a better person.

He appreciates you for the woman you are, likes everything about you, your feminine nature and sensuality. Makes you smile and laugh at silly little things that he does, loves your gentleness as well as your fiery spirit. When he's near, creates havoc within as your heart races. There's so much more but that's just a few. 💋

She on your mind first thing in the morning when you wake up and the last thought on your mind before you fall asleep.
No other women catches your interest because ultimately she's the one you want to be with.
She's the love of a lifetime.

The dampness of the pants is how you know

They don't fart and snore in bed.

Check the credit report.

She buys me a car.

it's in the kiss.

You feel magical when you talk to them.
You have no inclinations to murder them
They care if you're bleeding to death
They have to be funny and kind of weird too.
You care how they are more than yourself.
They have class.

If the connection from/for both is not so clearly beyond doubt then it's not right.

She pays for the hotel room AND the booze.Plus, she has weed!!

He doesn't run away from me.

It’s all about lasagna quality.

Doesn’t choke on it

if she is latina that sucks like a vacuum and always in the mood with a big butt.