"Go two, three lights, not sure just how many. When you get to where Woolworth's used to was, make a, uh, right.Just a little piece past that, there'll be a lady on the corner with an umbrella. Ask her."

Yea ,thats how we do it in the south ,if you don't know land marks ,you're screwed .

When you get to the General Robert E Lee all natural bridge (a fallen tree)
You have gone to far ,its back this way just a little piece .
Say hello to Aunt Sally and em ,,when ya pass ,ifn ,you aint in to big a hurry .youuns take care now ,ya hear ?
Sure yall ain't got time for a tall glass of sweet tea ?
Chew the fat ?

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Check this out! Imagine a device like this giving you directions. 🙂