Depends on the cashier right? If they’re a Christian...buying satanic items! If ur shy about sex...a blowup doll!

Just start price matching items through the internet. The longer the line behind you,the more uncomfortable will everyone feel. True story too

Cucumber, Lube, and a pregnancy test

Insect/mouse poison, pet food, and trash bags. It was 6 a.m. and I needed all three for unrelated reasons.

Rope, canvas bag, a ski mask and a chainsaw.

Safety goggles, large container of mayo, a bikini, as many boxes of condoms as you can afford.

A shovel....a gas can ...an extra large trash can ..and about 8 gallons of bleach. Oh!!! And rent a rug doctor!!!

AK47 and ammunition.

Condoms
lotion
and an enema

A rubber chicken
Trojan lamb skin condoms
Krispy Kreme Donuts
A douche
and A Snuggie

One time I bought a home pregnancy test and the cashier said something inappropriate🙄

Mein Kampf and a dozen baby rattles

Blueberries
Duct tape
Condoms
Chains
Birthday cake

May get a strange look or 3

Batteries

Back when I was dating my now hubby I walked up to the cashier, he was about 18 and obviously very new to the job.

In my basket I had:
Astroglide
Condoms
and pantyliners. 🤭

Sex toys, extra large condoms, vaseline, and all of the porn flicks the store has.😬