"Sassy and very stern"

Caution: I have no filter and may say exactly what's on my mind.😎😉

*contents may have settled*

Medicated for your protection..😁

May cause you to critically think.

I'm born under a warming sign

Awkward but all-inclusive.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIP

best used before 1999.

Update to newer version.

Heavy Weather ahead!

May be habit forming....

Warning. Drinks all types of alcohol.

Warning: too edgy to breathe

I'm the woman your parents told you to stay away from.

Warning crazy lives here😉

"I'm Ugly" and then a mirror below it. That's my warning label.