My newspaper didn't directly criticise but did say, "The president’s declaration is likely to raise eyebrows among those familiar with human anatomy".

They never had access to the advanced research available at trump academy!

Because they haven't been looking below the waist at the uhmmm knees! 😉 😈

Because Dr Trump is a genius...a very stable genius!

I guess ALL of our knowledge of anatomy could be wrong then... That might explain why Trump talks out of his arse 🤔