warning: will devour you

Slippery when wet

I need this on my front door
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Don't feed after midnight...really... don't...

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Warning: to inocent , please don't corrupt

Warning: Exposure can result in loss of sanity and higher brain functions.

WARNING: I check out breasts and bulges. I look both ways.

Caution: certified sarcasm trainer...engage at your own risk.

Keep your distance. I'm grabby and I don't smell so good.

may cause erections lasting longer than 4 hours

a giant FRAGILE, HANDLE WITH CARE sticker.

Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it than you.

May contain traces of asshole.

Brain inserted upside down. No soul 🤦‍♂️

WARNING: Intense and Racing mind

I choose or you lose.

Keep in a cool dark place.

The 😈 made me do it !

[i]Don't. Just don't. [/i]

Stay 500’ Away

Open with care 🤔

Undiagnosably Bipolar

Same, I guess.

Do not touch it bites