@SW-User I support this 🙋‍♀️

The bitch is that I don’t know how to shimmy mah bobs to make the tassels spin in opposite directions, so it would be a sad show. @SW-User

That seems too easy, though. @FloorGenAdm

@SW-User 🤔

@Pineapple oooh 👀

Only if the paint is SPF a billion. My ginger ass couldn’t handle that much sun 😆@Pineapple

I don’t have a staple gun, unfortunately. Will drywall screws work?@Quizzical

I prefer the term “people person,” or “previously enjoyed companion” 😆@Asm0deus

Lmao! 😭 @SW-User

Fair point. I doubt I’d get much so 🤷‍♂️@SW-User

A pasty ginger topless on a June day should take care of that 🤷‍♂️@SW-User

@SW-User Definitely would get some attention. Put on a unicorn horn and you just might have something.

Hang on while I gain 40 pounds to develop a nice pair of moobs. Then the world shall see!@MorbidCynic

I’ll try, but I make no promises. @Azrael2

“Only” 82, if weather channel is to be believed. Could be worse. @ImRileyTheDog