If you were normal, you’d be perfect for me.

The rules change according to my mood.

“I know what you did.”

What the caterpillar calls death, the butterfly calls life ...

Don’t believe what those candy hearts say...

“Don’t waste your time reading this”

"In bed" so you wouldn't have to add them every time.

Send nudes

Similar worlds!

You've got twenty minutes to find a bottle of pepto bismol and the antidote.

You love Chinese food

You are my [b]FOE[/b]

Eat me again! 😈

Look out!

my knees are on fire