Yes, I keep them in a special glass jar, and feed them honey and sarcasm everyday.

I keep them for emergencies.

They be nasty little critters when they attack...decimate an ego in seconds....given the right conditions, (like keeping them wrapped up in either a pair of day old socks or undies) - and they can take down a whole reputation in minutes!

Most definitely. Come here!

Only the good ones that make you regular.

No

Probably. ImRileyTheDog gave me a sneak hug and now I'm itchy

Only cause you touched me.

*gives you the cooties 😬

No, I took my shot.