I will say that you have issues

I often hear people commenting on me (in third person). It's real but unreal at the same time.

"She's got it now"

well according to the voices in my head - yes

and they are making fun of me

There is!

there must be - it would explain the voices

YES! fortunately, it is the Other Me

that's why the tinfoil hat - you shoudl get one!

Just the voices in my head

Yes I think it's Google

It is Alexia

i know there is

They would be bored to tears

Yeah , god, and he’s not happy

No