Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos, pepsi, a "healthy" granola bar.

uhhhhhhh... spicy kimchi instant noodles.

Lmao Lunchables 😂

Ribs with mashed potatoes and peas and carrots, and chocolate cake with icing for dessert.

Cold pizza Earth can thank me later.

Rice 😂

Pizza and beer. Not too shabby.

Dark Chocolate

Rice

Chocolate wafer sticks!!!

dry pretzels 🥨

I had a twix cookie. The aliens will be pissed. They’re not the greatest.

A Choczero bar. If he's diabetic, it'll be just the thing ! 👌🏽

I ate out my gf’s twat like 4 hours ago .....

Seriously??? A cold dryass egg sandwich?
Aliens are taking a mothafuckin U turn.