MENSA Wouldnt allow me to join because they didnt want other members to feel inadequate.

Nah I don’t want to be

I used to be but my brain has decayed into a blob of mush.

Where is the 'duh' answer?

No/Nope/Uhh no/Nah.

Yes,I am smart..

Sorta. I always liked science and read a lot as a kid, so I went on to pursue knowledge. But I wouldn't necessarily call myself smart, just well-read to an extent.