@Johnbkr Lol Have I awakened the psychopath in you? 😱

@SW-User dont feel to bad about it he was only taking a nap...

@Johnbkr *slowly backs away* 😶

@ImRileyTheDog I can barely watch! 😫

@SW-User Watch me skin my enemies, @SW-User was able to and now he’s getting me biscuits.

@ImRileyTheDog Ooo I definitely can’t miss this 😂

@sighmeupforthat lol

@sighmeupforthat 😂 Very creative

@SINAI Lol That’s not what I asked you :P But I’ll take the logic

@SW-User I can agree lol. Frying pans are great weapons. They can block bullets and be used shields from knives

@SW-User Chill out...She’s only a dog that needs to be taken to the vet every once in a while for a rabies injection

@SW-User oh yeah, I think her distemper shot is due too. Thanks for reminding me about this.! :)

@SW-User Anytime ☺

@dragonfly46 That’s an excellent one! It should work wonderfully as a hammer lol

@Mona86 I don’t think it would take that considerable amount of time but anyway fork is a good choice 😁

It would, if need to find what I xcatly you need 😤🤦‍♀️@SW-User

@Mona86 Lol Alright

@WindOfAdolf Lol You don’t look less clever than you are to me

@WindOfAdolf 🤗

@th3r0n Great idea!

@SW-User Lol!!!! Yes it is. But why spork and not fork?

@SW-User spork ... you can scoop their eyeballs out.

@sighmeupforthat 😂 Oh yeah

@Dewms 👀... errrrr.... nothin....

@iMystery 😂😂😂😂😂

@Dewms You got it, partner! *throws knives at them* 😆

@SW-User Did you have to spoil the fun? 😝

Baking stones would be a nice idea lol

@MenzernaSF4000 😂 That’s so silly it cracks me up. Imagine a scene where you fight against them with the egg beater while MJ sings in the back like “Beat it! Beat it!”

@SW-User bawahahahahaha 🤣

You just added best possible background music to my plan.

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@MenzernaSF4000 Every good fight needs a good background song 😆

@SW-User yeah...and pinch them to hurry it along lol

@metaldog I could never think of that lol

@SW-User that's probably a good thing 😉

@SW-User Lol I was thinking more along the lines of making a silent robbery, without attracting too much attention.. but ok... we can tear that shit up! 👊

@iMystery 😆 Yes, but in silence, you’re right

@SW-User 👌... we got this! 😎 suit up 🤵

@Coppercoil Oh yes they are. You can shoot them from a tube and whoever gets hit will die from poison that covers the toothpicks. I got that idea from a movie lol

@SW-User ok.. now I need to make poisoned toothpic darts 😮

@Coppercoil 😂 It’s pretty cool right? A homemade weapon to defend yourself

@Reject Or we can fail together 😂 It’s more romantic that way

@SW-User Exactly! There's no such thing as failure when you can enjoy it with your special someone. I'd rather call that successful love! 💕

@Reject Oh so would I 🤗

@SW-User I get all the monies with my brilliant weapon.

@SW-User You sure do, genius 😆

@SW-User Thank ye. :b

@texasdaddydom 😂

@SW-User If I gotta be 😏

@ShepherdBard Damn 😏

@SW-User Yep!

@SW-User 😂

@5thApprentice Any reason why? 😆

@Dusty101 😂 Whisk away!

@Cajunfirefly 😂🤣 That reminds me of a Saw chapter

@Cajunfirefly I didn’t think that far into the plan.

Maybe we should partner up!

@SW-User hehe okay

@SW-User I wonder how you would use it lol