Another option is look sad and say, 'Well, after I saw what marriage did to you..."

Next time she asks where your husband is, just reply, "which one?".

My mom told the whole family when my boyfriend committed suicide. Majority of the family never knew his name but they all had something to say about it. I had to sit down with my mom and explain why that wasn’t okay. I just felt super uncomfortable with the amount of people in my personal business, especially with the circumstances.

Next time tell her you've got your learner's permit and training wheels installed on your nephew and you're practicing like mad so you'll be real good at marriage and kids.

ahahahahahaha

Come on she means you are good womanly matterial! You are like the smart piggy using stone for his house not wood or straw.

I hope your reply was: He pissed me off, so I had to kill him (followed by a glare)

Kill her