I wear diapers.

I love women your age...

I have double jointed elbows. lol

I can roleplay any role without any constraints. Any.

I need a bit of time to exit the role afterwards.

I sleep 8 hours a day

I can ride my bike with no handle bars, no handle bars

You wouldn't be shocked if I told you, you need to get to know me first

I breathe

I have a 7th Degree Black Belt.

My life is so humdrum. I might need a shock treatment. I should seek out a fetish.

I have a bic deek i have strong cook

That I saw two men murdered in my grandfather's pub when I was 6 in Belfast during the pointless and useless WAR in Northern Ireland in the 70s.

i did something really fucked up as a kid and never told anybody until recently, like 20+ years later