WolfofDixie · 31-35, F
Well, seeing as the sheriff of my small town is a personal friend of mine, I'd invite him in for coffee. If he's this far out of town at my house, he's probably going to have a long night.
Jibby · 56-60, C
Flush all 50 kilos
shaelan · 41-45, M
I'd open the door, "Good afternoon officers."
hartfire · 61-69
Stand to the side of the door, open it, invite them in, and ask why they were bashing my door without knocking first.
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AlphaPuppy · 26-30, M
@IAbandonedShip they almost always cover the back when they do a raid
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AlphaPuppy · 26-30, M
@IAbandonedShip personally they'd never take me alive, im well armed enough
AnonymousJSS · 22-25, F
Hide.
AlphaPuppy · 26-30, M
@AnonymousJSS where?
AnonymousJSS · 22-25, F
@AlphaPuppy In my closet. I can't go to jail again.
AlphaPuppy · 26-30, M
@AnonymousJSS they always check that sort of place in a raid unfortunately
ScarletWitch · 31-35, F
Hide the weed.

SW-User
Tell my son to take his hoodie off....I kid, I kid...no really.

SW-User
Go to the front door and use my social skills.
PoetryNEmotion · F
Pull my dogs off them.