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Wanna get drunk but have no alcohol? Wanna get drunk but your parents won't let you? Have a toothache that hurts?

Get out the good old pure vanilla extract which does indeed have 35 percent alcohol.
Course I didnt realize that I was basically sticking rum in my coffee every morning when I would pop some vanilla extract out to add to my coffee so I could avoid the sugar in creamer...but eh.
I also use it for toothaches, which some say it doesnt work, but I can freely dip a cotton ball in it and apply to the tooth that hurts. INSTANT PAIN RELIEFS.
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HannibalAteMeOut · 18-21, F
For real??? You learn something new every day
HannibalAteMeOut · 18-21, F
[@332555,Novascel] damn good to know this
Novascel · M
[@8344,HannibalAteMeOut] Have a toothache this morning and was gonna get a swig of rum but father is homesss so I just got out the vanilla extract and no one questions it. They just look at me like I'm a weirdo
HannibalAteMeOut · 18-21, F
[@332555,Novascel] as long as they don't know you're good hahaha I hope your pain passes though!
PatheticZombieClown · 46-50, M
Oh. So all this time you've been a drunk bird 🐦 🥃
Quimliqer · 61-69, M
In the far north, the pure vanilla extract is behind a counter and you have to ask for it..
Harriet03 · 41-45, F

 
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