Take up Pickleball. It is quite different from tennis yet also the same. And, as an added bonus, the paddle is perfect for a light spanking that will not get the parent in trouble with other parents or with CPS. Starter sets cost only around$ 20 and the inexpensive wood paddles work fine for both purposes!

Will you be watching Wimbledon?

No one on this planet is worse than me at tennis. No one!!

I’m left handed and I pride myself at being able to do anything left or right handed quite well. And then there is the bane of my existence.


I have no backhand. If the ball is going to my right I throw the racket to my right hand and proceed to launch the ball out of the court. No fun for anyone

That’s like me at hockey, baseball, golf and guitar.

I would have been awesome at it if i kept at it

I also love to play. Message me.

I will happily play with you.

I like women in tennis short skirts

I'm awful at tennis too but its a lot of fun!

What do you like best?

Overhead smash shots?

Deep forehand crosscourt overspin shots?