Would you love me more?

😶 If I smelled like Windex?

JaneDough · 56-60, F

Being as I reek of bleach, my smell would react badly with your ammonia smell and we'd kill not only ourselves, but cause collateral damage. Alas, it is not meant to be. No good could come of it.
(BTW, your question cracked me up)

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

xD Woooooowwwwwwwww!!

marsbar · F

Certain scents are intoxicating, but not that. You'd smell chemically, & that's not appealing. 😷

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marsbar · F

@OpenArmPolicy: Really? You like to do housework? Interesting. How about instead of dating you, I just hire you as my cleaner?

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

😷 What's the perks and benefits and pay like???

marsbar · F

@OpenArmPolicy: Well I'd only need you for a few hours every 2 weeks, but aside from paying you, I'll make sure to feed you Chinese food before you leave. 🍚🍜

SW-User

no i will love you less

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