What would be your message in a bottle?

Seems I'm not alone in being alone
A hundred billion castaways looking for a home
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle yeah
Message in a bottle yeah
Message in a bottle whoa
Message in a bottle yeah

"If you're reading this, it's too late, humanity is dead. Nah, I'm just fucking with you, or am I? Only one way to find out."

I'd write [b]please turn over for more[/b] on both sides ^^

I'd just put 20 dollars in

"I need more paper"

can I get a refill?