What's the best (or worst) roommate story you have?

My first college roommate was bulemic. She threw up in plastic bags and kept it in the closet. Yeah, it smelled. --DW

Worst: One broke into my room one night and attacked me. I thought we were okay with one another before that happened. Apparently not. I moved out after. I don't know if he was drunk or what.
Best: there were no good roommates. I'm better living alone.

Oh i shared houses for years !!!
Just about everyone is a nutcase !!!
One guy had the room next to me. He was from Hong Kong and worked long hours for this computer company.
Every night when he came in there'd be no end of noise from the kitchen for about ten minutes !
Then he'd disappear to his room and listen to what we later found out were talking newspapers....for HOURS!....LOUDLY !!!
One of the few female housemates had the habit of doing her washing and then leaving everything draped over every door; windowsill; cupboard in the house !

A friend I made from down the hall freshman year has been my roommate sophomore, junior, and now senior year. She has become one of my best friends and is someone I hope to have in my life forever.

It was kind of naughty and long. I think it is still in my list of stories. A boarder that is kind of like a room mate.