I Want to Hear Your Job Search Stories

I am looking for work actually. My niche is advanced evil nerdishness (as I have a BA and MS in physics and an MS in electrical engineering). So try this. Evil genius, mad scientist, and dark lord seeks gloomy castle on manor complete with a well-equipped laboratory, with serfs in residence, and preferably minions included. Note I like this sort of thing: http://www.edn.com/electronics-news/4384630/Create-short-pulses-with-a-function-generator.