Christians and "incorruptibles"
Christian leader: *preserves body with salts, wax, etc. to prevent decay*
*100's of years later*
Other Christian leader: "And here, sheepl- I mean sheep... of God... is the miracle where our saint's body hasn't decayed over centuries... It was a true act of our Lord and shows his love for us."
Blind follower: "Oh boy! Someday I hope to be a saint!"
Blind follower 10 years later: *in asylum* "Ughhh everything's a SIN!!!" *shudder shudder*
*100's of years later*
Other Christian leader: "And here, sheepl- I mean sheep... of God... is the miracle where our saint's body hasn't decayed over centuries... It was a true act of our Lord and shows his love for us."
Blind follower: "Oh boy! Someday I hope to be a saint!"
Blind follower 10 years later: *in asylum* "Ughhh everything's a SIN!!!" *shudder shudder*
