I have the strong urge to rub salmon all over my skin

Honey would be better for your skin.

Sounds fishy to me.

I have to admit. That's a level of bored I've never reached.

Bruh you sound like that guy from friends

Any seasoning, glaze or sauces to go with the salmon?

Go for it. Who can say they've done that before?

All set for some hot spawning. Lol

What's the problem?

Lol, yes you do! 😉

You and greasy stuff. Sometimes....honestly.....you must own lots of towels.