What are terrible things about being married?

Fighting over stupid shit because you're frustrated about something else

The in-laws.

Divorce is very likely

Just the fact of being married would be terrible i'm never getting married.

Always someone there.

The divorce that follows

You must have basic interpersonal skills.
You will find out quickly enough.
You also have to give up your booty calls.

It's like orderings at a restaurant, eventually you want what the other guy got!!

Nothing if you have a prenup.

No mo bj's:(

Being married to someone you can't trust would be the worst.