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I need help guys.

My tarantula was recently diagnosed with a brain tumor and it's going to cost $35,000 to have him operated on. I hate asking strangers for money, but if even 500 or so of you care enough to send 20 bucks or more to my GoFund account, my beloved spider Nick has a very good chance at making a full recovery and living another 3 to 5 years. Thanks so much for taking the time to read this. God bless each and every wanna of you for your impending generosity. I will send a GoFundNick link soon.
According to his lawyer, he has a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) clause so no heroics. He wishes to die peacefully. So no go! He wishes a large platter of horse flies as his dying request. Go get them, please. He did specify it must be at least 100 flies. Do you need a flyswatter, Nigel?
NigelDoes · 56-60, M
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*@NigelDoes: *shakes curls* Is that a yes?
NigelDoes · 56-60, M
Si.
I wish you luck, I once tried to raise a fund on EP, to see Sunshinegirl in Wicked Weasel bikinis, nobody paid!😂
Well Wicked Weasels are bikinis of the minimal kind, very minimal....and the places that are 'covered' are slightly see-through.
@Whazzupdude: I know. You have said this before. My memory is excellent still.
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NoodleJuice · 31-35, F
I don't really have money to spare but I really hope things work out with your tarantula
NigelDoes · 56-60, M
Thanks, he's worth so much more than 35 grand.
@NigelDoes: *thinks maybe Nigel means another form of currency, like pesos or yen or even goats*
Sounds like a good investment to me. Where do I sign up? 🤓

 
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