Why don't you go suck an egg?

Well, my reasons why not depend on the state of the egg. If it's within its shell, the flavor is uncompelling and I don't want to break it and get my front covered in egg. If it's hard-boiled, I think they are yucky. If it's cooked in some other way, it's just an inefficient method of eating it.

I'll eat an egg, but no sucking.