Why do I want to know how to do something well, immediately????

I received a ukelele as a gift recently, and I am having fun with it, but I struggle with not being great at it. YET!!!!!
So frustrating!

I will not let that little instrument WIN!

I will conquer it. I can play the piano dagnabbit! And the guitar!!!! And I'm not bad at all on African drums!

Dang!
No little ukelele is gonna beat ME!!!!!!!