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Hey, I’m Ned I’m 58 years old male from Australia.

I’m 1.75 tall and I like to drink and I’m a leather arts. (6 black trouser belts).

Yesterday at the Liquor shop, I saw an American lady who also drinks herself to sleep
She is 53, and had the body of a 33 year old lady and she has huge breasts muscles and she is 1.58 tall.

We started talk with each other, and then she wanted to challenge me to a drinking competition well I said bring it on, so we went back to her place.

So we went to an empty room in the house and we did some trash talks for a moment before the competition, she said like "you really think you can defeat me Ned?

And I said "ummmm it might be a little challenge, but I will".
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And then we started to drink. It was a 10 minutes of sculling shots and then the old lady stripped off to her underwear.

But I won after about 15 minutes of match I saw that she begins to be tired, so I grabbed her faster and faster, and then in the 20th minute she fell on the floor from one of my jungle juice shots and she was so tired and exhausted that she said she gives up and I win.
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So I helped her up and we both were super tired and I brought her a bottle of jungle juice water.
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And she was extremely surprised and she told me "no man ever defeated me Ned, it’s amazing that you did it.

And I never expected a man like you, who is 58 to defeat me like that, bravo".
And then she added, "Maybe we can train together more? I would love to train with and be trained by a super quality drinker as you".
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She gave me her phone number, and so did I and we should meet each other today again and drink. Do you think it’s good?
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Do you think its “hot or not" that i can drink?
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You think it’s good that I accepted to meet her again or not?

by the way this is not me

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SW-User
"He gave me his phone number, and so did I". So finally you came to know she had male bits?
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Fixed up the error - lol
Dlrannie · 31-35, F
RFOL your on fire today Ned - I didn't realise how much you looked like Les Patterson 🙂
SW-User
I knew it wasn't true, just waiting for the punch line. :)
Peaceful · F
Lmfao! Well done Ned! And I will drink with ya anyday!
SW-User
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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SW-User
Lmao..😂😂
Have nothing to say about this...I just like your story.😂
LovelyGorilla · 22-25, F
lmao "6 black trouser belts"
SW-User
At least you didn't say 6 black belts. 😌
ajoite · 51-55, F
LMAO you look sexier than ever martial arts dude/woman..yeah what IS the thing this troll has about heights and weights?
stluke · 61-69, M
good on ya ned keep up the good work do you know you look like les in the pic ha ha

 
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