Why are there holes in donuts...

I would also ask why there are holes in my bagels

Because if there were no holes it would be called a malasada or something else.

well how else are you gonna use them to masturbate

Give you a chance to breathe instead of inhaling them.

Without the hole they would not be dough naughts.

So they could fry evenly.

For laughs

For kinky shit