What would you do if you heard someone talking major crap about your child?

Ask them what the problem is, try and have a rational conversation.

I would never have a child. I would never bring a life willingly into this world. Therefore, this situation would never come up. And I don't care about children. I would feel obligated to help my own child, but this situation will never come up for me, because I will prevent it.

Punch them in the throat.

I'd beat the major crap out of them

[c=#BF0080]I'd go all psycho on them. [/c]

I'd cut the bitch up

I wouldnt give a damn

I don't have a child.