I Want Super Powers

*tips hat* Thank you, ma'am.

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Lol.... So you understand...... wow you do have super powers 😂😂😂

@GwydionFrost in some ways that matters more 🙂

@DarkDelight Yes, unless you are trying to stop a super-villain... then it might help to be unbreakable. ;)

@GwydionFrost true 😂💪

@GwydionFrost: Hmmm...Morse code? I'm guessing with your background that's affirmative. Pig Latin? Mental telepathy? I suppose we all just better surrender now to your every whim and will? Damn.....

That's it, I'm making up a new secret language! I think I'll call it...SWake. I bet you didn't even pronounce it right, did you? That's Sss-walkie. BOOM!! Super power, defeated! 🤣

@Lakesidepoet:
Morse code-- check (but waaaaay out of practice with it. Talking about learning this back in my Boy Scout days!)
Pig Latin-- At'sthay alsoway anway affirmativeway, althoughway ymay oldestway aughterday isway uperiorsay.
Mental telepathy-- ironically enough, although one might think that someone as logical as I would be adept at this, I am far better at empathy. My psychic abilities are basically sinking hooks into the psyche, and then just feeling the vibes like a spider in a web. Which means once I do "tether", I become the guy that seems to appear out of the blue and with no warning when you really need someone, or something really is bothering you. Sadly, the ability seems to be only one-sided...

Surrender-- I would never discourage this, for I am kind and benevolent and generous. Like with hurricanes, it is far far better to be under the eye, than near the edge. ;)

@GwydionFrost: That's probably because few know the meaning of the word empathy anymore...nevermind how to put it into practice. Same with compassion. If you've read many of my poems, you'll see it's an issue I get rather....passionate about.