Tell them they're not going to Disney land if they act up

Squared shoulders, firm tone, unflinching attitude.

☝😲MAGIC!

By taking their candy and eating it in front of them

Loom

Never thought about it. Why would anyone want to?

offer them candy and then eat it right in front of them

Tell them that you know the boogie man personally and that if they don't mind you you will tell him about the naughty kids.

Take their candy. Duh

I don't intimidate well on purpose

Brag about being slightly taller?

With the dreaded diaper!

I don't intimidate toddlers what kind of a sick fuck you think I am