offer them candy and then eat it right in front of them

By taking their candy and eating it in front of them

Tell them they're not going to Disney land if they act up

Squared shoulders, firm tone, unflinching attitude.

Tell them that you know the boogie man personally and that if they don't mind you you will tell him about the naughty kids.

☝😲MAGIC!

Loom

Never thought about it. Why would anyone want to?

I don't intimidate toddlers what kind of a sick fuck you think I am

I don't intimidate well on purpose

With the dreaded diaper!

Brag about being slightly taller?

Take their candy. Duh