that's just an excuse ppl made up to have sex with fish

Not yet. I read somewhere on the internet that Disney Corps have been secretly funding a hi-tech bio-functusion lab in the hills. We'll have to just wait and see...

My granddaughters say so. 😇

If you wish them to be

Yes, I saw one when I was lost sailing. Time goes quickly when you see them and you have to look away. I lost track of where I was for two days

No, it was a birth defect and at that time people threw their defective infants into the ocean.

Yes

I really love all the "mermaid hair" I've been seeing lately. Some really great colours that make my heart skip a beat.

Yes they are real. I have seen the statues

A female creature created to be a tease? I believe so. 🤣 (Just Kidding)